{"id":5121,"date":"2022-01-30T11:56:34","date_gmt":"2022-01-30T10:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/188.120.214.195\/?page_id=5121"},"modified":"2022-01-30T11:56:34","modified_gmt":"2022-01-30T10:56:34","slug":"zamena-profesora-za-doktora-aneb-zdanlive-zmatena-povidka","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/povidky-a-jine-blaboly\/zamena-profesora-za-doktora-aneb-zdanlive-zmatena-povidka\/","title":{"rendered":"Z\u00e1m\u011bna profesora za doktora, aneb zd\u00e1nliv\u011b zmaten\u00e1 pov\u00eddka."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0161echno to za\u010dalo na \u0161t\u011bdrej ve\u010d\u00edr. D\u00e1rek jakej jsme dostali, bych V\u00e1m p\u0159\u00e1l. Budu babi\u010dkou! Mo\u017en\u00e1 \u017ee d\u011bde\u010dkem, ale to prej by byla fakt<a href=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220126_074604-2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-5123 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220126_074604-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a> n\u00e1hoda. N\u00e9\u00e9, a\u0165 to bude co bude, budu d\u011bdou!!!! No jednou to muselo p\u0159ijt. Kdy\u017e jsme si pobuleli a rozdejchali ten supr d\u00e1rek, p\u0159i\u0161lo na \u0159adu trocha pl\u00e1nov\u00e1n\u00ed budoucna. Hmm. Bude se malovat, taky trochu vym\u011b\u0148ovat n\u00e1bytek aby to bylo hezk\u00fd, a\u017e p\u0159ijede \u0161kvrn\u011b na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu. Kone\u010dn\u011b se hod\u00ed post\u00fdlka, co je t\u0159icet let schovan\u00e1 v\u00a0gar\u00e1\u017ei a co je patn\u00e1ct let po gener\u00e1ln\u00ed oprav\u011b, jsa zap\u016fj\u010den\u00e1 k\u00e1mo\u0161ce pro jej\u00ed dvoj\u010data. A taky budu muset ze sklepa vyt\u00e1hnou s\u00e1\u0148ky, nat\u0159\u00edt je, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b lehce opravit. Dvacet let tam s\u00e1\u0148ky podp\u00edraj poli\u010dku, ale za p\u00e1r m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f a\u017e rok by se mohly hodit. Nejd\u0159\u00edv je ale na \u0159ad\u011b \u00faprava pokoj\u00edku. Zelen\u00fd st\u011bny p\u0159emalujeme na b\u00edlo, star\u00e1 sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 se nahrad\u00ed novou, poli\u010dka se posune. P\u0159ece jen by to je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco cht\u011blo. Ty st\u011bny p\u0159ece nez\u016fstanou b\u00edl\u00fd. No jasn\u011b! N\u011bj\u00e1k\u00fd obr\u00e1zky, t\u0159eba se zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tkama. Malovat neum\u00edm, nezbejv\u00e1 ne\u017e omrknout web, jestli se n\u011bco nenab\u00edz\u00ed. Hnedka prvn\u00ed odkaz vypad\u00e1 dob\u0159e a nab\u00edz\u00ed se: Samolepka <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/Prilohy\/ZviratkaZeZOO.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u201eZv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka ze Zoo na proch\u00e1zce.\u201c<\/a> To bude to prav\u00fd! S\u00a0hrdost\u00ed, ukazuju koleg\u016fm v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci, jak vyzdob\u00edm st\u011bny nad post\u00fdlkou. Ti se nad samolepkama rozpl\u00fdvaj\u00ed. Je\u0161t\u011b si to nechat odsouhlasit budouc\u00ed mamkou a ta\u0165kou a m\u016f\u017eu objedn\u00e1vat. Ve\u010dern\u00ed odpov\u011b\u010f budouc\u00edmu d\u011bdulovi byla kr\u00e1tk\u00e1: \u201e M\u00e1m jinou p\u0159edstavu. Takovou divo\u010dinu asi n\u00e9\u00e9. Jakou divo\u010dinu oponuju, v\u017edy\u0165 ty zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka na proch\u00e1zce jsou vesel\u00fd. Vesel\u00fd mo\u017en\u00e1, ale taky dobrej k\u00fd\u010d.\u201c Du sp\u00e1t, abych to rozdejchal, ale je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e se ukl\u00e1d\u00e1m, sd\u011bluju to eR: \u201e Hada jsme si na prsou h\u0159\u00e1li, hada maminko\u201c a s\u00a0t\u00edm us\u00edn\u00e1m sp\u00e1nkem spravedliv\u00fdch. R\u00e1no to opakuju i v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci. Kolegov\u00e9, hlavn\u011b v\u0161ak kolegyn\u011b, se mi sna\u017e\u00ed zvednout n\u00e1ladu t\u00edm, \u017ee \u0159\u00edkaj, jak by si sami tak kr\u00e1sn\u00fd zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka dali nad postel, jen kdyby tam u\u017e nem\u011bli Brusel, nebo Svatou Trojici. To m\u011b povzbudilo k\u00a0rozhodn\u00fdmu kroku! Zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka jsou k\u00fd\u010d?! Jestli\u017ee je to tak, tak aby na\u0161e vnou\u010de neutrp\u011blo kulturn\u00ed \u0161ok, bude m\u00edt nad post\u00fdlkou <a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rembrandt\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Rembrandt<\/a>a a <a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Andy_Warhol\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Varhol<\/a>a. Rembrandt bude za star\u00fd mistry a Endy za ty nov\u00fd a hotovo! Na d\u016fkaz v\u00e1\u017enosti otev\u00edr\u00e1m str\u00e1nky \u201eauk\u010dn\u00edch sk\u0159\u00edn\u00ed\u201c, jestli se zrovna n\u011bco nenab\u00edz\u00ed. Moment\u00e1ln\u011b nic, ale ur\u010ditou jasnou p\u0159edstavu m\u00e1m. P\u0159eci proti kvalitn\u00edmu um\u011bn\u00ed nem\u016f\u017ee nic nam\u00edtat. No n\u00e9\u00e9? Abych se ubezpe\u010dil o spr\u00e1vnosti jedn\u00e1n\u00ed, n\u00e1vrh ukazuju koleg\u016fm. Obr\u00e1zek od Andyho sklidil nad\u0161enej obdiv, ale starej mistr je prej trochu depresivn\u00ed. To vesel\u00fd\u00a0 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka prej taky, oponuju. Jen\u017ee Rembrandt to je kvalitka, jasn\u00fd! A na znamen\u00ed zoufalstv\u00ed si rukou prohr\u00e1bnu vlasy. J\u00e9, ty vypad\u00e1\u0161 jako ten, co sme se s\u00a0nim fotili v\u00a0Liberci. N\u00f3\u00f3, jak se menuje, nev\u00ed\u0161? Z\u00edr\u00e1m jako starej mistr a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: \u201eNev\u00edm?!\u201c No ten, jak je slavnej. M\u00e1 taky rozcuchan\u00fd vlasy a kn\u00edrek! V\u00a0hlav\u011b mi \u0161rotuje a za boha si mem\u016f\u017eu vzpomenout, jak se Albert menuje. U\u017e v\u00edm, pov\u00edd\u00e1: \u201e<a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Frankenstein\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Frankn\u0161tajn<\/a>, n\u00e9\u00e9 jinak.\u201c Cvaj\u0161tajn napov\u00edd\u00e1m. Tak n\u00e9\u00e9, rozcuchanej je a fotili sme se s\u00a0n\u00edm IQlandii!? E=mc2 napov\u00edd\u00e1m d\u00e1l. Co\u017e\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9?!?! No tak <a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sergej_Michajlovi%C4%8D_Ejzen%C5%A1tejn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ajzn\u0161tajn<\/a>, sna\u017e\u00edm se to popo\u0161oupnout k v\u00fdsledn\u00fdmu v\u00fdsledku. To taky n\u00e9\u00e9, to je jinak\u2026hm,m,m\u2026<a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Josef_Mengele\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mengele<\/a>! Vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed ze sebe v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b. Mengele je to! Z\u00edr\u00e1m s otev\u0159enou hubou a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m se uculovat. No co je??? No Mengele, nebo \u017ee by Frankn\u0161tajn??? Ur\u010dit\u011b Mengele, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 u\u017e docela zmaten\u011b. P\u0159i t\u00fd absurdn\u00ed p\u0159edstav\u011b, jak se fot\u00ed s Mengelem v Liberci, \u0159vu sm\u00edchy. Kdy\u017e mi vesel\u00ed polevilo, sd\u011bluju zcela zpitom\u011bl\u00fd kolegy\u0148ce, \u017ee v Liberci se s velkou pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed fotila s Ajn\u0161tajnem a n\u00e9 s Mengelem. A\u010dkoliv Mengi\u010d byl doktorem, byl j\u00edm v nechvaln\u011b zn\u00e1m\u00fdm koncentr\u00e1ku <a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Auschwitz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Au\u0161vic<\/a>, Albert byl profesorem na univerzit\u011b v Prinstnu, Ajzn\u0161tajn byl re\u017ei\u017e\u00e9r, Frankn\u0161tajn poh\u00e1dkov\u00e1 postava a Cvaj\u0161tajn jsem j\u00e1, proto\u017ee jsem druhej g\u00e9nius po Ajn\u0161tajnovi. To u\u017e m\u011b ale moc nevn\u00edm\u00e1 a polohlasn\u011b jako v tranzu drmol\u00ed: \u201eHitlerpark v Liberci, Mengele, Ajn\u0161tajn\u2026 .\u201c Ajn\u0161tajn! Vyk\u0159ikla, to je von, Ajn\u0161tajn. Jen\u017ee to u\u017e zase j\u00e1 nevn\u00edm\u00e1m, proto\u017ee p\u0159i \u201eHitlerpark v Liberci\u201c \u0159vu jako zv\u00ed\u0159e, popad\u00e1m se za b\u0159icho a nejsem k uti\u0161en\u00ed. Po uti\u0161en\u00ed op\u011bt ke stroj\u016fm.<\/p>\n<p>A co\u017ee to bude m\u00edt vnou\u010de nad post\u00fdlkou? P\u0159ece Rembrandta a Varhola! Leda\u017ee\u2026 .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0161echno to za\u010dalo na \u0161t\u011bdrej ve\u010d\u00edr. D\u00e1rek jakej jsme dostali, bych V\u00e1m p\u0159\u00e1l. Budu babi\u010dkou! Mo\u017en\u00e1 \u017ee d\u011bde\u010dkem, ale to prej by byla fakt n\u00e1hoda. N\u00e9\u00e9, a\u0165 to bude co bude, budu d\u011bdou!!!! No jednou to muselo p\u0159ijt. Kdy\u017e jsme &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/povidky-a-jine-blaboly\/zamena-profesora-za-doktora-aneb-zdanlive-zmatena-povidka\/\">Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1033,"menu_order":9,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5121","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5121\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}