{"id":323,"date":"2009-04-11T22:54:34","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T21:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skip.cz\/milan\/?page_id=323"},"modified":"2009-04-11T22:54:34","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T21:54:34","slug":"mikropovidka","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/povidky-a-jine-blaboly\/mikropovidka\/","title":{"rendered":"Mikropov\u00eddka"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vejlet na kole.<\/h2>\n

aneb,\u00a0 jak jsem cht\u011bl jet n\u011bkam a jel do….<\/h3>\n

U\u017e dlouho se chyst\u00e1m na cyklot\u016fru, aby to nebylo jen tam a hned zase zp\u00e1tky. \u00a0Kam by to tak mohlo… „\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si“,\u00a0 jo u\u017e v\u00edm, kdy\u017e u\u017e jsou ty Velikonoce, mohl bych se pod\u00edvat za kamar\u00e1dy do \u0161edes\u00e1t kilomet\u016f vzd\u00e1len\u00e9 Vlastibo\u0159e. „To m\u011b napadlo asi tak t\u0159i dny p\u0159ed term\u00ednem.“ “\u00a0To by \u0161lo, to by \u0161lo,“ akor\u00e1d je pot\u0159eba trochu potr\u00e9novat, v\u017edy\u0165\u00a0 po zim\u011b a t\u011blo si vytvo\u0159ilo proticyklistickou alergii na jist\u00fdch \u010d\u00e1stech Valenty. Den p\u0159ed t\u016frou ud\u011bl\u00e1me s man\u017eelkou Ren\u010dou malou t\u0159icetikilometrovou vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fku a prdel si zvykne. <\/strong><\/p>\n

V sobotu v\u0161echno klape jako na dr\u00e1tk\u00e1ch. Teda skoro v\u0161echno. Rad\u0161i to up\u0159esn\u00edm: “ V kilometru dev\u011bt a p\u016fl trochu \u00fapln\u011b zmizela cesta ( v m\u00edstn\u00edm pop\u00edlkov\u00fdm odkali\u0161ti z\"img_1888\"<\/a>a elektr\u00e1rnou), Nevad\u00ed projdeme k\u0159ovinama a t\u00e1mhle za t\u00edm ohb\u00ed je zase asfaltov\u00e1 cesta. Asi po dv\u011bst\u011b metrech, t\u0159iceti kl\u00e1d\u00e1ch a dvou Taxisovejch p\u0159\u00edkopech se objevila cesta. Bohu\u017eel asfalt m\u011bl dovolenou nebo co a m\u00edsto n\u011bho tam byl malinkat\u00fd tankodrom,\u00a0 ve kter\u00e9m nechyb\u011bl ba\u017einatoslatinn\u00fd zajist\u00e9 l\u00e9\u010div\u00fd obsah.\u00a0 \u010clov\u011bk tady nejede pouh\u00fdch patn\u00e1ct let a to sou mi zm\u011bny himl.“ Na konec se asfalt p\u0159eci jen objevil a u\u017e n\u00e1m nic nemohlo zabr\u00e1nit ujet zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fdch t\u0159icet. <\/strong><\/p>\n

A opravdu. Mohlo. Svi\u0161t\u00edme si to cestou k domovu, najednou to pod kolem ud\u011blalo takov\u00fd cink a hned pink. Dvacet rok\u016fch nic a te\u010f najednou sssssssss. Tla\u010dit, \u010di netla\u010dit to je ta ot\u00e1zka? „Prdlajs…,\u00a0\u00a0to sprav\u00edm raz-dva. Lepit to nebudu, dyk sme skoro doma.“ Tak vym\u011bn\u00edm du\u0161i, m\u00e1m sebou n\u00e1hradn\u00ed a p\u00edchlou oprav\u00edm doma v kl\u00eddku. V\u00fdm\u011bna byla v cuku-letu a te\u010f nafouknout fungl novou pidipumpi\u010dkou! Kmito\u0161\u00edm luftcojkem a najednou rup nebo prd, hle, \u00a0pump\u011b sch\u00e1z\u00ed to, co se p\u0159itiskne na ventilek aby mohl v\u00edtr vniknout do du\u0161e. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed je pneu\u0161ka polopln\u00e1 ( optimistick\u00fd d\u017eouk – pesimisticky to zn\u00ed polopr\u00e1zdn\u00e1 ) a d\u00e1 se popojet dom\u016f a tam ji dofouknout velkou pumpou.. Jak \u0159ekli, tak ud\u011blali.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"img_1906\"<\/a>Ve sklep\u011b nasad\u00edm velkou pumpu, p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t pumpnu a tu se z\u010dista jasna ozvalo zlov\u011bstn\u00e9 sssssssss. N\u00e1hradn\u00ed du\u0161e vypustila du\u0161i\u00a0definit\u00edvn\u011b. Chmurn\u00e1 p\u0159edstava, \u017ee zejtra pojedu bez pumpi\u010dky a bez n\u00e1hradn\u00ed du\u0161e, se jevila re\u00e1lnou. „Nevad\u00ed, vezmu si velkou pumpu, p\u0159id\u011bl\u00e1m ji k b\u00e1gl\u00edku a pak, m\u00e1m lepen\u00ed, n\u00e9!“ Vyt\u00e1nul jsem lepen\u00ed, abych opravil p\u00edchlou du\u0161i. V\u0161echno p\u0159ipravit, aby to bylo po ruce. Flek, lepidlo, \u0161mirgl\u00edk, du\u0161i s ozna\u010denou d\u00edrkou. O\u0161mirgl\u00edkovat okol\u00ed d\u00edrky, z fleku st\u00e1hnout ochrannou f\u00f3lii a te\u010f rozd\u011blat lepidlo. Prop\u00edchnout druhou stranou v\u00ed\u010dka hlin\u00edkovej uz\u00e1v\u011br, ma\u010dk\u00e1m, ma\u010dk\u00e1m, je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce ma\u010dk\u00e1m tubi\u010dku, a\u017e je \u00fapln\u011b placat\u00e1. A lepidlo nikde.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Je sobota, devaten\u00e1ct\u010dty\u0159icetp\u011bt hodin. To nejsp\u00ed\u0161 pojedu zejtra do …..
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Vejlet na kole. aneb,\u00a0 jak jsem cht\u011bl jet n\u011bkam a jel do…. U\u017e dlouho se chyst\u00e1m na cyklot\u016fru, aby to nebylo jen tam a hned zase zp\u00e1tky. \u00a0Kam by to tak mohlo… „\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si“,\u00a0 jo u\u017e v\u00edm, kdy\u017e u\u017e jsou … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1033,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-323","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/323\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}