{"id":2695,"date":"2014-08-09T19:54:42","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T18:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/194.12.34.10\/?page_id=2695"},"modified":"2014-08-09T19:54:42","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T18:54:42","slug":"hexenschuss","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/povidky-a-jine-blaboly\/hexenschuss\/","title":{"rendered":"Hexenschuss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/194.12.34.10\/?attachment_id=2703\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2703\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2703\" title=\"IMG_0430\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_0430-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>Milovn\u00edci m\u00fdch str\u00e1nek si ur\u010dit\u011b \u0159\u00edkali, co se to d\u011bje. Bez m\u00e1la rok, se neobjevila jedin\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1rka. N\u011bj\u00e1k nebyl \u010das, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b se opakovaly p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed z\u00e1konitosti, jako: &#8222;Vinobran\u00ed, v\u00e1noce, silvestr, opice, pond\u011bl\u00ed, \u00fater\u00fd, sekera, lopata, parn\u00ed v\u00e1lec, nebo jin\u00fd pracovn\u00ed dny. No a kdy\u017e u\u017e se schylovalo k vandrov\u00e1n\u00ed a bejvalo, by bylo o \u010dem ps\u00e1t, tak \u0161lus. Vlastn\u011b hexenschuss! Jednoho kv\u011btnov\u00fdho r\u00e1na, jsa vyspat do bled\u011br\u016f\u017eova, provedl jsem na posteli prota\u017een\u00ed. Takov\u00fd to \u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1ch, p\u0159i kter\u00fdm je t\u011blo st\u00e1le horizont\u00e1ln\u011b rozvalen\u00fd,\u00a0p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e\u00a0pazoury a hn\u00e1ty, se vzalujou od t\u011bla. Najednou mi to samovoln\u011b heklo, z\u00e1rove\u0148 mnou projela bolest od pasu do prav\u00fdho lejtka. Ta bolest, by se dala p\u0159irovnat, \u0159ekn\u011bme k zap\u00edchnut\u00fdmu no\u017ei do zadku a je\u0161t\u011b s n\u00edm n\u011bkdo furt ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed. Garantuju V\u00e1m, \u017ee zap\u00edchnut\u00e1 centimetrov\u00e1 t\u0159\u00edska pod nehet je proti tomu prd ( V\u00edm o \u010dem mluv\u00ed, proto\u017ee asi 14 dn\u00ed p\u0159ed t\u00edm, jsem si jednu zarazil:-) ).\u00a0 Ale zp\u00e1tky k hexenschussu. Do dvou vte\u0159in stoj\u00edm a \u010dek\u00e1m, kdy to odezn\u00ed. Nic takov\u00fdho nep\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed. No nic, hybaj do pr\u00e1ce. Jedeme autem a to je m\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3c p\u011bknej z\u00e1\u017eitek. B\u011bhem 4km stav\u00edme\u00a0 dvakr\u00e1t a doslova vyskakuju ven, p\u00e1\u010d\u00a0u\u017e d\u00fdl nevydr\u017e\u00edm sed\u011bt. V pr\u00e1ci to taky nejde. Jsem odvezenej do nemocnice. Proto\u017ee je zrovna vizita, tak chod\u00edm po chodb\u011b t\u0159i hodiny, tam a zp\u00e1tky, ne\u017e se za\u0159\u00edk\u00e1va\u010di nemoc\u00ed vr\u00e1tili od nemocn\u00fdch. Pak to \u0161lo r\u00e1z nar\u00e1z. Co v\u00e1m je, jak se to stalo, pro\u010d to d\u011bl\u00e1te, aha to m\u00e1te ale p\u011bknej hexenschuss. Te\u010f v\u00e1s tady se sest\u0159i\u010dkou vop\u00edch\u00e1me a m\u016f\u017eete j\u00edt. Kdyby n\u011bco, tak zas p\u0159ijdete, jasn\u00fd! Jo, odpov\u00edd\u00e1m a t\u011b\u0161\u00edm se jak to zabere a budu do p\u00e1r dn\u00ed fit. V <a href=\"http:\/\/194.12.34.10\/?attachment_id=2704\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2704\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2704\" title=\"IMG_0434\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_0434-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a>pr\u00e1ci se lou\u010d\u00edm s t\u00edm, \u017ee v pond\u011bl\u00ed. Nased\u00e1m do auta, odj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm. Abych nezdr\u017eoval provoz na hlavn\u00ed, a\u017e m\u011b bolest vyst\u0159el\u00ed z auta, jedu bo\u010dn\u00edma ulicema. Co \u010dert necht\u011bl, v jedn\u00fd \u00fazk\u00fd uli\u010dce, stoj\u00ed po\u0161\u0165\u00e1ckej fuhrwerk a blokuje pr\u016fjezd. Mus\u00edm ven a nad\u00e1v\u00e1m a\u017e se po\u0161\u0165\u00e1k ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed. Cestou ke gar\u00e1\u017ei stoj\u00edm celkem\u00a0 t\u0159ikr\u00e1t. Z gar\u00e1\u017ee mus\u00edm na kole, ale u\u017e to nejde. Po p\u00e1r metrech slejz\u00e1m a tla\u010d\u00edm. Ani to moc nejde a proto jedu jako na kolob\u011b\u017ece. To je kupodivu sna\u017e\u0161\u00ed, ikdy\u017e kolemjdouc\u00ed asi nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed sv\u00fdm o\u010d\u00edm. Neust\u00e1le, a\u017e do ve\u010dera \u010dek\u00e1m, kdy jako to vop\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed zabere. Nemoha se do\u010dkat, jdu sp\u00e1t. Leh\u00e1m si, p\u0159ikrejv\u00e1m se, zav\u00edr\u00e1m o\u010di. Do dvou fte\u0159in zase stoj\u00edm. Zkou\u0161\u00edm jinou polohu, ale kdepak. Nejde to ani za nic. Od t\u00fdhle chv\u00edle chod\u00edm, chod\u00edm a zase chod\u00edm. Nejde to sed\u011bt ani le\u017eet. Celou noc\u00a0chodit po byt\u011b, nen\u00ed nic moc. Je\u0161t\u011b cel\u00fd dal\u0161\u00ed dopoledne a kousek odpoledne se to nedalo vydr\u017eet. Pak p\u0159ijela rychl\u00e1 z\u00e1chrann\u00e1, nalo\u017eila m\u011b a \u0161ups zp\u00e1tky do \u0161pit\u00e1lu, na reklama\u010dn\u00ed odd\u011blen\u00ed. Ejhle! D\u011bla ta<a href=\"http:\/\/194.12.34.10\/?attachment_id=2706\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2706\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2706\" title=\"IMG_0442b\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_0442b-300x194.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"194\" \/><\/a> sam\u00e1 doktorka. \u0158\u00edkate, \u017ee to nepomohlo a pr\u00e1\u0161ky berete? Jenom\u017ee jak\u00fd, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m j\u00e1. No ty co jsem&#8230; V\u00e1m&#8230;. nep\u0159edepsala. No nevad\u00ed. Dostanete kapa\u010dku, ta v\u00e1m ulev\u00ed a sebou p\u00e1r pr\u00e1\u0161k\u016f, ne\u017e si v pond\u011bl\u00ed koup\u00edte vlastn\u00ed. Dv\u011b ho\u010fky m\u011b napou\u0161t\u011bli \u010d\u00edmsi, co m\u011b m\u011blo ulevit. Te\u010f m\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee to bylo plejtv\u00e1n\u00ed prost\u0159edky da\u0148ov\u00fdch poplatn\u00edk\u016f. Druhej ve\u010d\u00edr prochozenej a bol\u00ed a bol\u00ed, jako \u010dert. R\u00e1no p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edm na to, \u017ee kdy\u017e si sednu na holou zem, \u017ee to sice bol\u00ed ale m\u016f\u017eu si lehce p\u00e1r minut odpo\u010dinout. Prvn\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ky taky nezab\u00edraj a hned v pond\u011bl\u00ed dost\u00e1v\u00e1m od obvo\u010fa\u010dky nov\u00fd, \u00fadajn\u011b ur\u010deny pro ty v posledn\u00edm ta\u017een\u00ed. Asi nejsem v posledn\u00ed ta\u017een\u00ed, proto\u017ee taky nezab\u00edraj. Nav\u0161t\u011bvuju znova nemocnici. V\u00fdsledkem byla sada nov\u00fdch pr\u00e1\u0161k\u016f a n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva rentgenu a CT\u00e9\u010dka. Je zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed, \u017ee co jin\u00fd kur\u00fdrovalo, se mnou to ani nehlo a tak nezbylo ne\u017e chodit a chodit. Zhruba \u0161estej den, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m us\u00ednat za ch\u016fze. V\u00fdsledkem byl no\u010dn\u00ed n\u00e1raz do futer dve\u0159\u00ed a sr\u00e1\u017eka se st\u011bnou. Aby bylo jasno! Prvn\u00ed dva tejdny jsem spal zhruba 3 hodiny za 24hodin, v tom polosed\u011b na zemi op\u0159enej z\u00e1dama\u00a0o <a href=\"http:\/\/194.12.34.10\/?attachment_id=2711\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2711\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2711\" title=\"IMG_0497\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_0497-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a>otoman v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku. Taky jsem p\u0159estal polykat ty pr\u00e1\u0161ky, co mi p\u0159edepsali a kter\u00fd jsou na speci\u00e1ln\u00ed recept. Bez nich jako s nima, furt to bol\u00ed. U\u017e b\u011bhem prvn\u00edch dvaceti dn\u00ed se to za\u010dalo zlep\u0161ovat, tak\u017ee sp\u00e1nek v polosed\u011b se prodlu\u017eoval i na 6 hodin. N\u00e1sledky takov\u00fdho span\u00ed se projevily shozen\u00edm 8kil. No nebudu to nap\u00ednat. Po m\u011bs\u00edci a kousek se na magnetick\u00fd rezonanci zjistilo, \u017ee m\u00e1m, sv\u011bte div se hexenschuss. Po m\u011bs\u00edci a p\u016fl se bolest za\u010dala vytr\u00e1cet. Za pomoci pr\u00e1\u0161ku na span\u00ed, se poda\u0159ilo zase sp\u00e1t v posteli. Po dvou m\u011bs\u00edc\u00edch utrpen\u00ed zase \u0161up do pr\u00e1ce. A co v\u00edc, u\u017e zase m\u016f\u017eu na kole zdol\u00e1vat R\u00fdchory. Jako dneska. teda 9.8.2014. Kone\u010dn\u011b jsem se dostal na louku, kterou vid\u00edm od n\u00e1s z Hor\u0148\u00e1ku. Pl\u00e1noval jsem to od roku 1974. Opravdu 40let! Ka\u017edej rok jsem tu louku cht\u011bl naj\u00edt. P\u00e1rkr\u00e1t jsem ji hledal, jen\u017ee\u00a0v\u017edycky to holt nevy\u0161lo. A\u017e dneska.! A kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem na ni byl, tak z radosti a za odm\u011bnu, jsem to nat\u00e1hnul na Kutnou a p\u0159es Stachelberg, Z\u00e1meckej<a href=\"http:\/\/194.12.34.10\/?attachment_id=2709\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2709\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2709\" title=\"IMG_0494\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_04941-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a> vrch dom\u016f. Za dv\u011b hodiny patn\u00e1ct a 25km, odm\u011bna. Za tu n\u00e1mahu, grilovan\u00e1 krkovi\u010dka. K tomu vlastnoru\u010dn\u011b vyp\u011bstovan\u00fd raj\u010data, paprika a vokurka. A to je konec Hexenschlussu. Aspo\u0148 douf\u00e1m. Doktorka teda \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: &#8222;\u017de prej je to na furt.&#8220; D\u00e1 se to prej udr\u017eovat\u00a0pod kontrolou cvi\u010den\u00edm. No tak uvid\u00edme. Asi.<\/p>\n<p>Fotky z j\u00edzdy\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/photo\/#\/shared_space\/folder\/79?_k=meailo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">zde<\/a>\u00a0a zahrady <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/photo\/#\/shared_space\/folder\/235?_k=kdurjm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tady.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Milovn\u00edci m\u00fdch str\u00e1nek si ur\u010dit\u011b \u0159\u00edkali, co se to d\u011bje. Bez m\u00e1la rok, se neobjevila jedin\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1rka. N\u011bj\u00e1k nebyl \u010das, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b se opakovaly p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed z\u00e1konitosti, jako: &#8222;Vinobran\u00ed, v\u00e1noce, silvestr, opice, pond\u011bl\u00ed, \u00fater\u00fd, sekera, lopata, parn\u00ed v\u00e1lec, nebo jin\u00fd pracovn\u00ed dny. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/povidky-a-jine-blaboly\/hexenschuss\/\">Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1033,"menu_order":5,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2695","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2695\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}