{"id":1197,"date":"2011-06-02T20:25:45","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T19:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skip.cz\/milan\/?page_id=1197"},"modified":"2011-06-02T20:25:45","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T19:25:45","slug":"vcelarem-snadno-a-rychle","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/povidky-a-jine-blaboly\/vcelarem-snadno-a-rychle\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u010dela\u0159em snadno a rychle"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hlavn\u00edm posl\u00e1n\u00edm v\u010dela\u0159e je cvi\u010dit v\u010dely v no\u0161en\u00ed medu do sklenic. Ka\u017edej den sly\u0161\u00edme v rozhlase a televizi, jak je to slo\u017eit\u00fd, pon\u011bva\u010d sta\u0159\u00ed v\u010dela\u0159i u\u017e nemaj s\u00edlu na cvi\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee v\u010dela\u0159\u016f je \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l m\u00ed\u0148 a mlad\u00fd nemaj \u010das a nav\u00edc si\u00a0myslej, \u017ee med roste v Kauflu nebo Tes\u00e1\u010di a tak nade\u0161el den, kdy mi jedna zn\u00e1m\u00e1 podstr\u010dila my\u0161leku st\u00e1t se krotitelem v\u010del. Trochu do m\u011b hu\u010dela, sem tam pou\u017eila m\u00edrn\u00fd donucovac\u00ed prost\u0159edky a hlavn\u011b pou\u017eila mal\u00e9 lsti, \u0159ka: „Chleba s m\u00e1slem a medem, m\u00e1\u0161 r\u00e1d“? M\u00e1m, odpov\u011bd\u011bl jsem. Tak v\u00edd\u00ed\u0161. A to se ud\u00e1lo n\u011bkdy v roce dvatis\u00edcedev\u011bt.
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\nTenhle m\u011bs\u00edc nastala chv\u00edle, kdy se z pomocn\u00edka stal opravdov\u00fd v\u010dela\u0159. Kv\u016fliv\u00e1 tomu, jsem se vybavil v\u0161\u00edm d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fdm pro takovouhle \u010dinost. Nap\u0159\u00edklad se hod\u00ed ku\u0159\u00e1k, rozp\u011br\u00e1k, speci\u00e1ln\u00ed\u00a0oble\u010den\u00ed a taky \u00fal. Nemajetn\u00fd v\u010dela\u0159 si m\u00edsto ku\u0159\u00e1ku koup\u00ed Startky bez filtru a m\u016f\u017ee za\u010d\u00edt.\u00a0Do \u00falu nasypeme v\u010dely, p\u0159id\u00e1me matku a ve vhodej okam\u017eik za\u010dneme s v\u00fdcvikem. Nesm\u00edme zapomenout na sklenice, proto\u017ee kdo je p\u0159ipraven, nen\u00ed ohro\u017een. Ponejprv vyrob\u00edme malinkatou n\u00e1st\u011bne\u010dku na kterou v\u010del\u00e1m vyp\u00ed\u0161eme v bodech jednotliv\u00fd \u00fakoly a denn\u00ed pl\u00e1n sn\u016f\u0161ky. V oby\u010dejn\u00fdm \u00fale je tma a v\u010dely do sebe nar\u00e1\u017eej\u00ed, tak\u017ee podle toho tam vypad\u00e1. Na\u0161im v\u010del\u00e1m zavedeme elektriku a vodovod, aby si mohly p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst z n\u00e1st\u011bnky co maj d\u011blat a po pr\u00e1ci se mohly umejt. D\u00edky t\u011bmhle opat\u0159en\u00edm se v\u010del\u00ed odbory rozpadnou a toho vyu\u017eijeme ke sv\u00fdmu prosp\u011bchu. Na\u0159\u00edd\u00edme, te\u010f u\u017e bejval\u00fdm, v\u010del\u00edm p\u0159ed\u00e1k\u016fm, aby nosily ze v\u0161ech sil, nebo uvid\u00ed! ( nap\u0159\u00edklad, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b\u00a0zavedeme osmihodinovou pracovn\u00ed dobu a hodimu na ob\u011bd. ) To by v tom byl \u010dert, aby nemakali. Kdy\u017e tohle dok\u00e1\u017eeme ostatn\u00ed u\u017e\u00a0p\u016fjde samo.
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\nA te\u010f to nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. P\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1m objedn\u00e1vky na med pro rok 2036. Kdo zavol\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f, dostane zdarma v\u00ed\u010dko na stylovou lahev s medem. Ten kdo zaplat\u00ed p\u0159edem dvojn\u00e1sobek, dostane slevu 5%. Kdo koup\u00ed v\u0161echno na deset let dop\u0159edu, bude m\u00edt hodn\u011b sladkej \u017eivot. Volejte jedna, p\u011bt, osm a nahla\u0161te heslo „sem-de-bil“.<\/p>\n

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Hlavn\u00edm posl\u00e1n\u00edm v\u010dela\u0159e je cvi\u010dit v\u010dely v no\u0161en\u00ed medu do sklenic. Ka\u017edej den sly\u0161\u00edme v rozhlase a televizi, jak je to slo\u017eit\u00fd, pon\u011bva\u010d sta\u0159\u00ed v\u010dela\u0159i u\u017e nemaj s\u00edlu na cvi\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee v\u010dela\u0159\u016f je \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l m\u00ed\u0148 a mlad\u00fd nemaj \u010das … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1033,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1197","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1197\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slim2009.cz\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}